Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

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smartwata:

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feels-ships-lunars:

thelunarchroniclesthoughts:

missprincessdancingsunshine:

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shippinglucaya:

riarkling:

bitchwithwifivevo:

celestialkeyprincess:

crazy-fairy-br:

blondespancakes:

insidethe99:

patrick-kanes-nose:

i-likethesummer-rain:

queenprotein:

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN NO WAY

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identity ask

brillia-nt7:

yup-im-a-werewolf:

1. if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?
2. have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who?
3. list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with.
4. do you like your name?  is there another name you think would fit you better?
5. do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do?
6. are you religious/spiritual?
7. do you care about your ethnicity?
8. what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime?
9. are you an artist?
10. do you have a creed?
11. describe your ideal day.
12. dog person or cat person?
13. inside or outdoors?
14. are you a musician?
15. five most influential books over your lifetime.
16. if you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same?
17. would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?
18. what’s your patronus?
19. which Harry Potter house would you be in? or are you a muggle?
20. would you rather be in Middle Earth, Narnia, Hogwarts, or somewhere else?
21. do you love easily?
22. list the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order.
23. how often would you want to see your family every year?
24. have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone?
25. could you live as a hermit?
26. how would you describe your gender/sexuality?
27. do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?
28. on a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin?
29. three songs that you connect with right now.
30. pick one of your favorite quotes.

Bitte fragt was! Omg das ist voll interessant!:D

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Aries: how DONT you tell is the real question
Taurus: tries acting normal around u and fails miserably
Gemini: becomes ur bff
Cancer: awkward and semi-tongue-tied
Leo: compliments u like way too much
Virgo: nicer to u than most ppl
Libra: makes u laugh or be impressed
Scorpio: wants a lot to do with u
Sag: hangs out with u more (very hard to tell if they like u tho so beware)
Capricorn: they're shy but if u like them back they won't shut up
Aqua: they prefer ur company over others
Pisces: bad flirting